Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Squirting the Dirt!



It's been at least 7 or 8 years since 2011 when I last updated, so in honor of this, the 11th anniversary of me updating 40 years ago, I am writing a blog about what's going on in the stuff I am fucking.

First of all, I've got a lot of rad content on the way, and arriving soon.  Lets start with F.A.R.T.S., the first project I've put out on YouTube in 4 years.  What started as a night with bros and a microphone soon evolved into the best thing to come out of Hip-Hop since Missy Elliot.  If you haven't checked it out yet, I highly recommend you do.  Or don't.  Either would be great.


Coming up this month I'll be farting out a new cartoon or two, trying to live the dream between working 50-60 hours a week at an actual job, and not completely ignoring my girlfriend.  There are also a few more live action films I have planned, so get ready for content.  Content, content, content.

Basically the goal here is to build up my YouTube channel into something worthwhile.  As it stands, there are few reasons for anyone to subscribe to what I have uploaded.  I want to change that.  I want people to watch me while they're taking a poop.  I want people to click on my video when they're in the middle of class, or on the subway.  Basically, I want to spread as much of my video AIDS as possible.

Well that was a fantastic blog, I think, you guys.  One for the ages.